lol why

i hate titles

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girl:
babe come over
boy:
I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl:
my parents aren't home
boy:
I know

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raptorific:

A remake of George Orwell’s “Nineteen Eighty-Four” that follows the plot and tone of the book exactly, but plays Bowling for Soup’s “1985” over the credits, leaving the audience baffled and wondering if it was supposed to imply a forthcoming, really inappropriate, sequel. 

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