lol why

i hate titles

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idonegaffedit:

i accidentally told my friend the sweetest pick up line ever. i started talking about solipsism (the belief that everything around you was created by your mind) and i went “If everything around me is all my imagination, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with” she was speechless for a solid five minutes.

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leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

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rainaftersnowplease:

romanimp:

burniee:

WAIT

pyrrha is based on achilles

achilles dies from an arrow to the heel

cinder uses a bow and arrow

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Achilles’ death isn’t actually in the Iliad. In some later accounts, Achilles is killed by an arrow, but it tends to be Apollo disguised as Paris who shoots it.

tldr; it would take the act of a god to kill pyrrha nikos do not fuck with her

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